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cheese pimp 

A cheese pimp is someone who controls and brings around cheese. Giving the cheese to people for money, illegally.
woah?? i should get a cheese pimp so i can get that cheese!!
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Pimple's and Cheese 

When pimples and cheese mix together.
This could be the after affect of:
-a rough night
-drinking with friends
-passing out in a grocery store
or
just plain stupidity.

Could be used as a comparison.

Pimples and Cheese also make a good random rhyme.
Good to use when stuck in a rap battle... for example:
Yo, yoyo, check it, one two, one two.. give it up yo... aight please, I need some pimples and cheese.

or..

Pimples and Cheese, Pimple's and Cheese, yo what you know about Pimples anc Cheese.

comparison - "Yo man, it smells like pimples and cheese"
- funny

cheesepipe 

The word cheesepipe is derived from the two words cheese and pipe. There are two definitions for the word.
1) a pipe used to smoke cheese
2) A pipe made of cheese, used to smoke substances such as tobacco.
1)I was smoking some mad cheese last night with my cheesepipe
2)I have to buy a new cheesepipe, because my last one melted when I was smoking tobacco.
cheesepipe by Tom Browne May 9, 2005

cheesepump 

When you stick your penis into some cheesewhiz and then jerk off all over your girl's face.
I just cheesepumped all over my bitches face.
cheesepump by Tallywhacker May 24, 2006

Cheesepump 

After a hot sweaty day the nether regions start to be a bit whiffy and cheesy, your bird refuses a blowie unless you shower
Come on babe, chew my cheesepump. .... no way you dirty twat get a shower first and I might
Cheesepump by Jefmeister2004 July 17, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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