cheek shorts

Shorts worn by girls most commonly of european descent that are purposely short enough to allow each ass cheek to be seen by the rest of the world. Most prevalently seen on girls with A cups.

"Dude check out those cheek shorts on that chick waiting in line at the Eiffel Tower."

"She can't afford fake boobs so she has to wear cheek shorts to compensate."

by Graevejam1 February 9, 2014

check your shorts

First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.

You almost got hit by a truck? Did you check your shorts afterwards?

by yes juanito yes April 6, 2015