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Someone who cheems or consumes cheem. Ie, Goat Spunk.
Person 1: I can't believe we lost the round to THAT guy..
Person 2: Yeah, He's a total cheemer.
Cheemer by SusDog_42 February 21, 2023
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Another word for genitalia, neither male nor female specific. Included parts are the penis, anus, teat, and vajingle-bells.
"Dude, I was playing disc golf yesterday and my sisters-boyfriends seeing-eye-dog bit me right in the cheeners"
Cheener by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021
(noun) All encompassing term used to describe various types of low-life individuals. Probably the primary type of loser this word is in reference to are individuals who put forth little if any effort in bettering their livelihood and the livelihoods of their immediate family and those around them, but would rather rely on their country's government tax dollars to finance their way of life, specifically people who draw/collect a check every month. The basis for the word and it's association is thus: Once upon a time, esp where this writer is from, food commodities where given out to lower income families, one of which were great big blocks of government cheese....in a few words....THE BEST GODDAMN CHEESE YOU WILL EVER EAT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE OR IN THE NEXT.
Luther was without question the epitome of a cheeser. At thirty years old he had already sired thirteen children, nine of which he had anything to do with, but managed to draw food stamps off of every one if them. He's banned from every single store in town due to him suing for various fictitious claims about injuries. He knows about and is familiar with every chow line and soup kitchen around. If he is somehow able to finagle anyone out of any amount of money they should consider it gone for good.
cheeser by Nikki Stixx December 11, 2020

cheebered 

The state of being highly intoxicated.
Holy shit, Eachann's fuckin' cheebered!
cheebered by the_robsta May 26, 2005

chucky cheeser

A girl who younger than 18. Range from the age 16 or 17. Looks fully developed as a women. Older guys assume they are legal and 18 or over by there features
Carlos made out with chucky cheeser at that party. She look 18 but I ask her sister she 16. We should of knew by the braces and the way she acts.
chucky cheeser by P.T.S December 27, 2011

Chedderer 

Cheddar cheese made from the milk of Roger Federer's gifted cows in respect of his Wimbledon wins.(aged in cow garages)
Man, Chedderer is so much better than Kangaroo Cheese.
Chedderer by uncreativ July 12, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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