Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.
(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.
by OldFart77 July 11, 2010
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self checkout

when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"
did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout
by baby mongoose December 15, 2009
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The Devil's Checkout

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers
Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check
by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020
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checkout dick

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.
a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"
by Candini December 12, 2007
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checkout tart

Someone who works in a supermarket on the checkout, usually a girl, but can also be used as an insulting term for a male checkout worker. Similar to Scanner Monkey
'Jack got a job at the supermarket, he's such a checkout tart!'
by Temet Nosce December 12, 2006
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Checkout Catfished

When you get behind someone with few groceries in line and someone else comes along and says "I'm with them" and piles a bunch more groceries on. You saw a glimpse of one shopper, but what you got once you were in line was something entirely different.
"Aww man, that lady just jumped in with a whole other cart"
" Checkout Catfished ..."
"Yup"
by bobbyoldschool July 18, 2013
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Checkout Stick

A term to describe someone or something as useless as a grocery checkout lane divider.
"Dont talk to Ethan, he's being an absolute checkout stick right now"
by atvmike73 October 11, 2019
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