The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.
(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...
(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...
(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.
by OldFart77 July 11, 2010
by baby mongoose December 15, 2009
When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers
Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check
by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020
Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.
by Candini December 12, 2007
Someone who works in a supermarket on the checkout, usually a girl, but can also be used as an insulting term for a male checkout worker. Similar to Scanner Monkey
by Temet Nosce December 12, 2006
When you get behind someone with few groceries in line and someone else comes along and says "I'm with them" and piles a bunch more groceries on. You saw a glimpse of one shopper, but what you got once you were in line was something entirely different.
by bobbyoldschool July 18, 2013
by atvmike73 October 11, 2019