checkered shirts 

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

checkered shirts by Satansbestie July 2, 2016

Checkered Shirt 

Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.

Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?

Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?

Checkered Shirt by nomanito June 19, 2019

guy-in-a-checked-shirt 

Possibly the best Tumblr user.... ever.

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I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.

guy-in-a-checked-shirt by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013