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Check Dis • Disability Check Retarded • Discount Double Check • check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness) • My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck • cheak dis • cheek disconnect • slapped cheek disease • Cheuk Hin Disrespecter • WHO DIS CHICK
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WHO DIS CHICK by I S O M N I A April 21, 2020
Discount double-check
When, in preparation of getting a blowjob from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an Adam's apple.
I was really drunk last night, but I remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. Whew! Close one.
Discount double-check by Crab-eating Macaque December 7, 2012
Discount Double Check
While doing a girl from behind, right before blowing your load, pull out and finish in your hands. Then grab her stomach and smear it around her waist like a championship belt. Because, well, she earned it.
Austin: Did I just see that girl leave your room with a sticky stomach?
Ogewu: Yea, I gave her the discount double check.
Austin: Cool bro! *high five*
Ogewu: I haven't washed my hands yet.
Ogewu: Yea, I gave her the discount double check.
Austin: Cool bro! *high five*
Ogewu: I haven't washed my hands yet.
Discount Double Check by IsiMan85 December 29, 2011
Discount Double Check
To Perform Aaron Rodgers's touchdown move while saying discount double check. Derives from the State Farm add that uses Aaron Rodgers Move.
Discount Double Check by Mr VGA January 8, 2012
Disability Check Retarded
One whomst is not mentally nor physically considered retarded yet are borderline therefor disability check
Humphrey: you know that kid Kuba
Gaylord: yeah what about him
Humphrey: he’s disability check retarded
Gaylord: you right that chef needa get checked
Gaylord: yeah what about him
Humphrey: he’s disability check retarded
Gaylord: you right that chef needa get checked
Disability Check Retarded by Humphry69 November 19, 2018
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