a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!

guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!

chodified lunch by REEE! March 1, 2008

Related Words

chavified • catified • Cakified • Calified • Chaifed • chairified • Chammified • Chapofied • Charitied • Chatofied

Chapofied

When a hitherto normal person becomes obese, grows a beard that looks like a collection of pubes, and starts posting about Communism on Twitter.

My good friend Osama used to have a high-paying job, could bench 300 and would bang 10s every weekend. When I saw the pubes on his face and saw the Karl Marx memes on his computer, that's when I knew he had been chapofied.

Chapofied by osamabamarama June 22, 2022

chavification

When somebody has become a chav.

When somebody is becoming a chav.

Wow dude you bought a burberry cap!?

Yeah I'm going through Chavification.

chavification by -Modo- June 11, 2006

chairified

The sensation one feels after falling victim to an act of chairorism.

Leroy: Wow he looks chairified.
Bob: He fell victim to chairorism.

chairified by Asno667 May 22, 2008

chibified

1. Made into a chibi.
2. Made into a chibi form.
3. Made chibi in general.

With that, Crystal chibified and grabbed her chibi mallet to whack her boyfriend into submission!

chibified by Pixie December 6, 2003

Catified

The act of taking something and turning it into a cat, this 'something' could be a human, object, animal, etc. all whilst giving it features to signify what it's supposed to represent/be

"look! I catified this turtle!" he then shower his father a picture of a catified turtle

Catified by Insert inside joke here April 22, 2022

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026