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cattention 

My kitten is laying on my keyboard while I am trying to type... I think she wants some cattention

When Roni wants cattention she headbutts people and meows a little.

You should always be cattentive to your cats needs.

Cuttention

The act of cutting oneself in no way endangering his/her life whatsoever, but as an ulterior motive to gain the attention and sympathy from a lost significant other that probably only lasted about a month or less.
-My friend cuts herself.
-Why? Cutting yourself on purpose sounds stupid and it hurts.
-It's quite simple... shes looking for cuttention.
Cuttention by warshipsatan July 7, 2010

Devon Chatterton

The utter definition of cute, handsome, goofy, an absolutely a total sweet heart, and more...

Braydon Chatterton 

Girl 1: did you see Braydon Chatterton?

Girl 2: ya and he has a huge cock
Girl 1: wat

Chatterton 

Closely related to the pink sock, the Chatterton is where you find a young virgin, pop his/her cherry, excessively plunder the anus until a pink sock forms, pull out (while still having blood on your penis) and give him/her 2 red mushrooms, one on each cheek. Very difficult, highly skilled.
That bitch Cheryl got the worst Chatterton I've seen in years.
Chatterton by SignorFabion October 17, 2007

Chatterton 

Fucking someone while they are vomiting
He was tossing his cookies but I chattertoned him anyway.
Chatterton by Vomit fucking. December 23, 2013