Me: OK
paint, you better just start melding and making me a masterpiece because you have wasted enough time doing nothing but running all over the place. You have made me work on you for literal hours and now you can just work on yourselves!
Husband: are you personifying your paint and talking to it?
Me: Yes, it's very chattable.
Husband: you've lost you're marbles.
Me: I have not, they're right here!