(Adjective) The state of being completely and utterly confused during an online chat of any kind. Sometimes a result of trying to carry on several conversations at the same time. If you're extremely unlucky, it might result in you doing some blackpedaling.
(Adj.) Mike (via Facebook chat): So yeah, if you've got the cocaine, I'll meet you at the Exxon at midnight, Thursday.
Tom: Bro, you've gone totally chatshit. You were just telling me how to fix a Timex.
Mike: Damn, I've gotta stop having too many conversations at once
Tom: Bro, you've gone totally chatshit. You were just telling me how to fix a Timex.
Mike: Damn, I've gotta stop having too many conversations at once
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Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged
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Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.
Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.
Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!
Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.
Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!
Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.
Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.
by Emmanuel Adebayor January 14, 2016
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crazy: throw a brick through your window
catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU.
catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU.
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by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005
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