chatshit 

(Adjective) The state of being completely and utterly confused during an online chat of any kind. Sometimes a result of trying to carry on several conversations at the same time. If you're extremely unlucky, it might result in you doing some blackpedaling.

(Adj.) Mike (via Facebook chat): So yeah, if you've got the cocaine, I'll meet you at the Exxon at midnight, Thursday.

Tom: Bro, you've gone totally chatshit. You were just telling me how to fix a Timex.

Mike: Damn, I've gotta stop having too many conversations at once

chatshit by The Real Sir sNills February 5, 2012

Chat shit get banged 

Expression used to humiliate people who hate on someone or somethi

When someone says "Jamie Vardy sucks" and he then scores 10 BPL games in a row, you reply with "Chat shit get banged"

Chat shit get banged by Nerday November 23, 2015

chat shit get banged 

An earnest warning that any spurious criticism will result in a straight right to the jaw.

Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged

chat shit get banged by technicalJohn January 27, 2016

chat shit get banged 

A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.

Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.

Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!

Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.

Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.

chat shit get banged by Emmanuel Adebayor January 14, 2016

Catshit Crazy 

Someone who has absolutely nothing to lose and also owns a ton of cats. Catshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude, activities and amount of cats they own. A regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. A catshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely with atleast one cat in tow. In order to be truly catshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things and still return safely without hurting one of their many cats.

crazy: throw a brick through your window

catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU.

Catshit Crazy by GPW September 13, 2011

catshit and mouse turd 

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

catshit and mouse turd by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

Catshit on Toast

A name a cook gives to a meal they throw together at the last minute and the answer they give to everyone who asks the question "What's for Dinner"?

I wonder what Mom is cooking for dinner tonight? I sure hope it's not Catshit on Toast again.

Catshit on Toast by NonnaK March 11, 2011