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fuck em with a chainsaw 

This describes extreme hostility toward others.
They say we're the losers, well fuck em with a chainsaw!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

Chainsaw fart 

Erupting gas exiting the anus violently. It can scratch the anus upon its departure if you decide to trust it.
My chainsaw fart scratched my anus.
Chainsaw fart by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018

Raped with a chainsaw 

The hyperbolic expression, raped with a chainsaw, describes a very unpleasant experience, avoided if humanely possible.
I would rather be raped with a chainsaw, than take that Physics course again!

New chains , same shackles 

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".
New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

Kyle In Chains 

Kyle In Chains, short K.I.C., is an M-rated Kyman (Kyle x Cartman, a popular fanon South Park ship) fanfiction that was written and published on FanFiction.Net by author DanniDinmont in 2008. It has 29 chapters containing 185k+ Words.
In this fanfic, protagonist Kyle Broflovski is a masochist, who is attracted to his frienemy Eric Cartman.

It is one of the most known fanfictions in the South Park fandom because of its absurd, partly disturbing and kinky plot, e.g. Cartman pretending to shove a goldfish up Kyles ass.

The opinions on Kyle In Chains are controversial.
A huge part of the fandom claims it to be child pornography, because the canon characters are about 10 years old. The aged up characters are about 16 years old, so the fanfiction sexualizes minors either way.

Another big part of the fandom semi-ironically stans Kyle in Chains, due to its popularity and the fact the fanfiction is actually written pretty good.

Some people just dislike the fanfiction because it is a Kyman fanfiction. These people most likely ship Style (Stan x Kyle).

South Park fans who have read K.I.C. often use the first sentence of the fanfiction “Change is a funny thing.” to refer to it.
After I pulled an all-nighter reading Kyle In Chains, I went to my local church to confess my sins.
Kyle In Chains by koreandaaa February 2, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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