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chat bum 

A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.
I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.
chat bum by shadoinkin May 19, 2018
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Panhandling chat bum 

A deadbeat has-been that begs for money in a chat room. Panhandling chat bums usually log in chat 24 hours 7 days a week even longer than the chat bots sometimes, making sure not to miss an opportunity to beg for beer money. Chat room begging is usually a panhandling chat bum 's only source of income.
I have a job interview tomorrow and i'm so broke right now that i'm really hoping i get it, if not i'm just going to give up and become a panhandling chat bum.

panhandling chat bum 

Panhandling chat bums are jobless and usually log into chat rooms 24 hours 7 days a week and are usually there even more often than the chat bots, making sure not to miss an opportunity to beg for beer money. Chat room begging is usually a panhandling chat bum's only source of income.
I have a job interview tomorrow and if I don't get hired I'll probably have to become a panhandling chat bum .

Hobo Chat Bum

Arroe the deadbeat has-been hobo that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead has decided to live out the remainder of his life in a chat room. Hobo chat bum Arroe usually log in chat 24 hours 7 days a week.
My tent was stolen and i'm so broke right now, i'm just going to give up and become a Hobo Chat Bum.
Hobo Chat Bum by CariadLuvsTomHardy November 5, 2025
You wake up to chat, fall asleep to chat, and you've been logged in chat so long that your name makes it to the bottom of the list with the bots
Guy:1 That guy never logs out his only reality is a user name and password.
Girl:1 He's just going through a chatbum phase.
chatbum by shadoinkin May 12, 2018
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