charlie swan

Charile Swan Bella Swan's father in the Twilight series written by Stephenie Meyer. He got divorced from his wife, well ex-wife now, Renee, when Bella was little. He is the police chief in the small town of Forks, WA. He is very into watching sports and he cares very much for his daughter Bella. Charlie comes to like and trust Edward Cullen, Bella's vampire boyfriend, until James, a vampire who drinks the blood of humans unlike the Cullens, is hunting Bella. Edward makes Bella leave Forks and she goes to Phoenix with Alice and Jasper. To get Charlie to let her leave Forks, Bella runs into the house after being with the Cullens all night, screaming and crying that she broke up with Edward and she can't stay in Forks any longer. She can't make any more roots there and make the same stupid mistake her mother did. Charlie doesn't care much for Edward anymore thinking that if Bella never met him, she would have never left Forks in the first place. Though Charlie never figures out that the Cullens are vampires.

"Wow! He's a police man and he loves watching sports? That is so Charlie Swan!"

charlie swan by la la la it's Bella June 13, 2008

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charliestanton

a cat frog

that is a rather beefy charliestanton

charliestanton by Sheaene April 12, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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