Skip to main content

charity sex 

1) When a person has sex with a really ugly person, to make the ugly person feel better.

2) Having sex with someone when you don't feel like it or with someone with whom you normally wouldn't have sex, for the benefit of that person.

3) Doing a solid for your homeboy or homegirl by having sex with the annoying friend of their intended target, to avoid said annoying friend from "killing the mood" and "wanting to go home." See also, "taking one for the team" or "wingman bang," or "jumping on a grenade."

4) Having sex with someone for money, which you intend to donate to a charitable cause.

5) Having sex with a girl named Charity.
1)
a. Hey, did you hear Don had sex with Jessica?
b. That girl is busted!
a. Charity Sex!

2)
a. Last week, I fucked the shit out of Helen Keller!
b. Charity Sex!

3)
a. Dude, thanks for getting that girl the hell out of there last night, she was such a cock block.
b. Charity Sex!

4)
a. I feel bad having all this sex for money. I think I'll donate it to cure cancer.
b. Charity Sex!

5)
a. Charity Sex!
charity sex by Rimshot Cognac August 22, 2011
charity sex mug front
Get the charity sex mug.
See more merch

Charity Sex 

When one person has sex with another person, sometime quite begrudgingly, just to satisfy their partner and not primarily for his or her own pleasure.
Jane gave John some charity sex because it was their anniversary. But after that she went right back to her bob.
Charity Sex by DMunee August 23, 2011

Clarity Sex

When don't know where u stand in a relationship so you have sex to clear everything up.
I just had clarity sex with dolores because our relationship been in a weird spot recently.
Clarity Sex by hdbz September 3, 2016

charityselfer 

A person who works behind the scenes in a thrift shop or charity outlet, who vets donations for self gain before the public. Or a person who is buying charity donations and purposely grabs a item that you picked up and put down as they think there's money to be made in it.
Excuse me can I squeeze in to take a look at those records? Yes but only when I've picked the best out, Jez you're acting like a real charityselfer!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026