chanilis 

Yes it’s a fucking name...it doesn’t really have a meaning but it’s very unique and I’m probably the only mf that got it.

Hey Chanilis

chanilis by ChaMat May 25, 2020

Changlish 

An excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.

A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!

/killself

Changlish by Omeeee October 20, 2008

Changlish 

A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

If all else fails just claim China > All.

A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd

/killself



(complete silence for 20 minutes)

Changlish by Omeee October 21, 2008

Changlish 

An excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.

A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!

/killself

Changlish by Omeeeee January 12, 2009

canilism 

1. A philosophical or lifestyle approach that emphasizes embracing the present moment with the same carefree, forgiving, and playful attitude seen in dogs. Canilism encourages individuals to adopt a dog-like perspective, focusing on joy, spontaneity, and the simple pleasures of life, while letting go of worries about the past or future.

2. A worldview that highlights the contrast between human anxiety over the future and a dog's instinctual, moment-to-moment existence. Practitioners of canilism prioritize living fully in the now, cultivating a sense of contentment and happiness through an appreciation of life's immediate experiences, much like dogs do in their day-to-day lives.

After weeks of stress and planning, Jenna decided to embrace canilism, focusing on the joy of each moment and letting go of her worries about the future.

canilism by femplum July 31, 2024