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Changing of the Guard 

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Used to discreetly as to inform someone you need to change your tampon.
I have a Changing of the guard.
Changing of the Guard by J Pizzle October 1, 2004
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Changing of the Guard 

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When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.
Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.
Changing of the Guard by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012
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Changing of the Guard 

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The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.
"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"

"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."
Changing of the Guard by Rich Fecal July 11, 2016
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changing of the guard 

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v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?
changing of the guard by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
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Changing of the Guard 

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n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
Changing of the Guard by gnostic3 August 6, 2022
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changing of the guard 

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v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.
changing of the guard by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
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