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Champany, being a rare name, is a beautiful one at the very least. Champanys are gorgeous, funny and very cute even right at first sight. When she’s happy, it spreads throughout the room like an infection. She is just as smart as she is hot, and will never let you down if you depend on her for something. If her perfection still isn’t enough for you, champanys have hella ass too. Champanys are the perfect girlfriends, wives and soulmates. You’d be stupid to leave a champany.
There goes champany, the sexiest person on earth… ever.

I wish I could be like champany
champany by ilovechampany November 23, 2021
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Champange Taste 

Something a classy person has. Liking anything that overrides something else, whatever is top of the line in every category
Chase: Dude do you wanna go to pacsun to get some new clothes?

Me: Sorry man I have champange taste, we can go to VV or Ralph Lauren if you want...pacsun isnt my thing.
Champange Taste by capeboy March 26, 2014

champangover 

The special and different hangover that comes from drinking too much champagne. Usually involving a headache behind the eyes and sensitivity to smells.
Ughhh ... I had six glasses of Cristal at Tom and Katie's wedding and am suffering from a disgusting champangover this morning.
champangover by kklondon June 11, 2007

Champanzee

Damn that champanzee was amazing.
Champanzee by IvAnich July 9, 2009
a champan is a silly duck flashing its duckiness all over the pond
One duck to another

Duck 1 : that duck be such a champan
duck 2: I know flashing her duckiness all over diss pond
champan by Itsmejoeitsme February 5, 2014
A suitable surname for fathers who like to pretend their children don't exist.
How many children do you have Mr Campany?

Mr Campany - 2 i think?

When are their birthdays? Erm, I'm not sure I wasn't at the birth and never asked

Man that guy is such a campany
Campany by MrsCampany July 19, 2011