champagne glass
a champagne glass is when an underage girl has sex with an older man, usually while she is drunk, or high.
champagne glass by jenna. October 17, 2007
Wino with a champagne glass
Someone who tries to pretend they’ve got a lot of money, but they don’t have anything
A wino is someone who drinks excessive amounts of cheap wine or malt liquor, and champagne is generally more expensive than wine, so it wouldn’t make sense for them to drink from a champagne glass unless they can actually afford champagne.
A wino is someone who drinks excessive amounts of cheap wine or malt liquor, and champagne is generally more expensive than wine, so it wouldn’t make sense for them to drink from a champagne glass unless they can actually afford champagne.
“That damn Rodger will put a 100 dollar bill on a stack of 1s and act like he’s counting up 100s”
“He’s like a wino with a champagne glass to be exact”
“He’s like a wino with a champagne glass to be exact”
Wino with a champagne glass by AlfredDitchCock January 3, 2026
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012