by alora_m_yo March 02, 2008
by HeyItsHalo May 13, 2021
by phammous August 18, 2016
The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.
Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Slang for a Donner Kebab
by Mat9474 December 31, 2012
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by Cor-dog March 21, 2008