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Acronym for "Cheap Ass Mother Fucker."
He stuck you with the bill? What a chamf.
chamf by King Lemur October 3, 2006
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willie nelson and the man who made tampons are both chamfs
chamf by chamf512 October 16, 2012
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Chamfer Chamf Chamfered CHAMFT The Chamf Chaff Chafe chaf chafer chaffed
1. In CAD to bring two lines together at a 45 degree angle
2. To completely and utterly pwn someone beyond belief.
1. Yo, are you gonna chamf those two lines?
2. Dude, Lefferts just got chamfed by Otto!
Chamf by Haywood Jabloeme December 23, 2004

The Chamf 

a Rare shape of giant penis that gains a centimetre of girth to every centimetre down towards the base from the helmet , thus representing the shape of a chamfer . Considered to be the final boss of shlongs to sit on , no one has made past the half way mark let alone all the way to down to the base to claim the prize
“There's no way you’re taking on ‘ The Chamf ’ and surviving all that gradual girth , all the way to the base and beating the final boss to get the prize “
The Chamf by Conqueefador September 12, 2025

Chadformation

The transformation that an isekai protagonist will go through turning him into a chad with infinite potential
Yo I think Birito is about to go through his chadformation
Chadformation by Shr3k_is_s3xy June 28, 2020

chaftwhaling 

The act of going out to pick up overweight women
Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.
chaftwhaling by Anononon12 June 6, 2013

hobo chaff 

The act of swinging your arm overhead while releasing a handful of nickles in a large circle like a spray from a lawn sprinkler in order to disperse a mob of panhandling bums, creating a diversion so you can bug-out from the area.

Originated on AR15.COM by Team members SmokeyJ and Trumpet.
"I was comin' out of the liquor store with a case of Colt45 Malt Liquor when six street people started hounding me for money or my brews, so I bladed at 45 degrees, released a burst of hobo chaff, and then booked the other way when they scurried for the change."
hobo chaff by silent-m August 5, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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