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Acronym for Cant Have a Mother Fucking Thing.

a. Dude, whats wrong?

b. Im CHAMFT!
CHAMFT by itawamba February 15, 2009
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chaftwhaling 

The act of going out to pick up overweight women
Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.
chaftwhaling by Anononon12 June 6, 2013
Related Words
CHAMFT Chamfer Chamith Chaft Chamf Chafter chaftlyy Chametz Chamfered chamithi

dirty chamath 

After you've screwed someone, hand them your used condom like it's a gift. Once they take it, run away while shouting "I've managed my liquidity!". Shit in their foyer closet on the way out of their house.

Never speak to them again.
Man I thought we had something special but then he pulled a dirty Chamath on me.

chamathka 

chamathka,has a goofy personality.will help you at your lowest and will always be there for you no matter how you let her down.she will drag your butt across the bathroom floor and make sure you know your worth.chamathka will be the most kind person you know until you mess with her.she will make your life living hell if you get on her bad side.she’s an angel to the people she cares about and will go beyond the universe to be there for them and help them.falls in love easy but does not get hurt easy.chamathka has been through hell so getting through a day on earth is nothing for her.chamathka considers kindness over anything.chamathka will never embarrass you,chamathka doesn’t trust easy.if you meet a chamathka,hold on to her because she’ll only come into your life once you better not let her go
chamathka is so kind
chamathka by keke900 November 2, 2020

ChamptheSEX/ChamptheMAN 

Widely renowned poster of failure threads and horrible posts on the forum PBN, more specifically, ST. He is mainly hated for his obnoxious posts about how his "rod" is larger than everybody elses and tries desperately to pawn off his phone number to other members in hopes for sexual reperation.
http://www.pbnation.com/member.php?u=448796 is ChamptheSEX/ChamptheMAN

chametz monster 

A place where chametz (and non-Passover dishes) are stored during Passover.

Jewish law requires Jewish people to refrain from ownership of chametz during Passover. Chametz owned by a Jew before Passover may be kept for use after Passover if it is sold to a gentile. If so, it may remain in the Jew's dwelling if stored out of sight.

In some homes, the area the owner has designated for storage looks like a monster mouth, hence the name "chametz monster."
We must put all our chametz in the chametz monster.
chametz monster by Bed time April 14, 2010

Chamster 

(Noun) A chav hamster as introduced and still annoyingly employed in Kia Soul car commercials.
Mike: What the fuck are these chamsters doing?

Stephe: I hate those shitheads.
Chamster by Apesbrain November 5, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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