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CHAMFT

Acronym for Cant Have a Mother Fucking Thing.
a. Dude, whats wrong?

b. Im CHAMFT!
by itawamba February 15, 2009
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chaftwhaling

The act of going out to pick up overweight women
Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.
by Anononon12 June 6, 2013
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dirty chamath

After you've screwed someone, hand them your used condom like it's a gift. Once they take it, run away while shouting "I've managed my liquidity!". Shit in their foyer closet on the way out of their house.

Never speak to them again.
Man I thought we had something special but then he pulled a dirty Chamath on me.
by Funtimeswithfinance April 16, 2021
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chamathka

chamathka,has a goofy personality.will help you at your lowest and will always be there for you no matter how you let her down.she will drag your butt across the bathroom floor and make sure you know your worth.chamathka will be the most kind person you know until you mess with her.she will make your life living hell if you get on her bad side.she’s an angel to the people she cares about and will go beyond the universe to be there for them and help them.falls in love easy but does not get hurt easy.chamathka has been through hell so getting through a day on earth is nothing for her.chamathka considers kindness over anything.chamathka will never embarrass you,chamathka doesn’t trust easy.if you meet a chamathka,hold on to her because she’ll only come into your life once you better not let her go
chamathka is so kind
by keke900 November 2, 2020
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ChamptheSEX/ChamptheMAN

Widely renowned poster of failure threads and horrible posts on the forum PBN, more specifically, ST. He is mainly hated for his obnoxious posts about how his "rod" is larger than everybody elses and tries desperately to pawn off his phone number to other members in hopes for sexual reperation.
http://www.pbnation.com/member.php?u=448796 is ChamptheSEX/ChamptheMAN
by IonBaller07 March 12, 2009
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chametz monster

A place where chametz (and non-Passover dishes) are stored during Passover.

Jewish law requires Jewish people to refrain from ownership of chametz during Passover. Chametz owned by a Jew before Passover may be kept for use after Passover if it is sold to a gentile. If so, it may remain in the Jew's dwelling if stored out of sight.

In some homes, the area the owner has designated for storage looks like a monster mouth, hence the name "chametz monster."
We must put all our chametz in the chametz monster.
by Bed time April 14, 2010
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Chamster

(Noun) A chav hamster as introduced and still annoyingly employed in Kia Soul car commercials.
Mike: What the fuck are these chamsters doing?

Stephe: I hate those shitheads.
by Apesbrain November 5, 2012
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