chain wings

An award given to someone who manages to have sex with someone of the OPPOSITE sex in prison.

Inmate #1: "My wife visited me today with a mini skirt and no underwear."
Inmate #2: "You get your chain wings?"
Inmate #1: "NO BUT SHE DID..."
Inmate #2: "Aw man im sorry."

by smartassmotherfucker May 14, 2008

Chin Wings

A facial adornment of aerodynaic, optimal, performace facial hair. Can be seen in social circles in the North and commonly displayed on the wild animal "shagwire" in its natural habitat.

Shagwire's Chin Wings makes him high speed as fuck

by Bill Knickers August 9, 2024

Chin Wings

A facial adornment of aerodynamic, optimal, performance facial hair. Can be seen in social circles in the North and commonly displayed on the wild animal "Shagwire" in its natural habitat.

Shagwire's Chin Wings makes him high speed as fuck

by Bill Knickers August 9, 2024

Chaim Wigs

Chaim Wigs better known as gene Simmons is a sad bald man with lots of money who hates Ace Frehley and Peter Criss but can't get enough no he can't get enough of Tommy gayer and Eric minger. His original alias was Chaim Wigs but he changed his name to gene Simmons but because he's bald his real name is Chaim wigs

KISS is a great band but it's ruined by Chaim Wigs and Bald Stanley refusing to let the spaceman and the catman back in the band

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021