Relative of Chabbi Bebi, but sassier. Likes chicken-nuggets, mustard and all things greasy or ooey-gooey. Has substantial fatness but "Owns it like a boss." Enjoys screaming and throwing rubber chickens. His hobby is hanging out with the ladies at the club. He's very bitter when it comes to bacon grease.
Oh Chabbi Boi, you are so ooey-gooey and exceedingly charming! Get over here and slip me some greasyskin my friend.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.