cerificate

(n.) a failure in an attempt to advertise

"waxing Gift cerificate available here!"

"have you seen that new commercial? yeah its a cerificate...

by Greg Burnes March 26, 2010

inoppolity certificate

A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode

A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.

I need a certificate of innopolity for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.

Please provide me with a certificate of inoppolity, since the funds are glarded and my account is in a tax clode

What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

certificate of inoppolity

A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode

A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.

I need an innopolity certificate for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.

What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Certificate hunter

Person that tries to cover the lack of skills in a certain field by collecting as many certificates as possible.

This certificate hunter cannot even write a single line of code.

by petrkek May 27, 2021

A+ Certification

CompTIA A+ certification validates foundation-level knowledge and skills necessary for a career in PC support. It is the starting point for a career. The international, vendor-neutral certification proves competence in areas such as installation, preventative maintenance, networking, security and troubleshooting.

The A+ Certification was the hardest multiple choice test i have ever taken. I'm surprised I even passed.

by I Passed August 15, 2011

certificatology

The study of certificatation (and other shit)

"Hey mister, are you sure that you are qualified to be extricating this jar of delicious Smucker's grape jelly from my tender young bunghole"

"Why, of course I'm qualified to do this. Afterall, I am a self-proclaimed Doctor of Certificatology."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 4, 2006

girth certificate

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018