certificatology

The study of certificatation (and other shit)

"Hey mister, are you sure that you are qualified to be extricating this jar of delicious Smucker's grape jelly from my tender young bunghole"

"Why, of course I'm qualified to do this. Afterall, I am a self-proclaimed Doctor of Certificatology."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 4, 2006

certificatologist

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation

Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006