When a couple has interchangeable phones, so you never know which one of them you are talking (texting) to. Telling people that one phone number is theirs and then switching phones with the other person so that no one ever knows how to get ahold of them. Often combined with textersonator tactics, making it nearly impossible to know who you are texting.
So, I thought I was texting Jim last night, but then Sally said it was her phone, and that Sally's phone number was now Jim's....I'm so confused, Jim's a cellphoney.
by Cassam September 5, 2010
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Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.
by Emily in Australia January 31, 2010
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An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.
After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!
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That guys cellphonery on the elevator ruined my day.
Turn off your ringers in class, we don't need any cellphonery in here.
Turn off your ringers in class, we don't need any cellphonery in here.
by pc_guitarguy December 13, 2008
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Chapter 187 of the cellphone novel: Secondhand Memories by Takatsu
We walked in silence for a while.
The twinkling lights in the neighbourhood slowly one by one were snuffed out, like candles.
But yet, this was not a depressing thought. As people turned off their lights, the night would gently embrace everyone with peace.
Hush. The night was our lullaby.
I glanced at my handphone. It was 12 already. I hadn’t realized I had spent so much time in the hospital.
“It’s really late isn’t it?” I asked no one in particular.
We walked in silence for a while.
The twinkling lights in the neighbourhood slowly one by one were snuffed out, like candles.
But yet, this was not a depressing thought. As people turned off their lights, the night would gently embrace everyone with peace.
Hush. The night was our lullaby.
I glanced at my handphone. It was 12 already. I hadn’t realized I had spent so much time in the hospital.
“It’s really late isn’t it?” I asked no one in particular.
by sakakikala September 12, 2009
Get the cellphone novel mug.A formal event the grifter or grifters go through for the express purpose of getting gifts and money (ceremoney), without the event even being legally binding. Examples include: Gay weddings, early graduation commencements, second wedding by people who eloped
Mike Vallone announced an August graduation cerephoney to all of his relatives – he neglects to mention the actual degree doesn’t get issued until he pays for and finishes his classes in September!
by ACBex August 4, 2009
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