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Central Bucks 

A Philadelphia suburban school district, located in, as the name implies, central Bucks county. The district covers Doylestown, Buckingham, Warwick, Jamison, Warrington, Chalfont, Plumstead, and New Britain. Its one of the highest rated school districts in PA.

There are 3 high schools: CB East (rich snobs), CB West (pot heads), and CB South (meh). The schools have a rivalry which has traditionally only existed between East and West (South is very new still), and South really isn't part of the rivalry. So yeah, South has basically fucked up CB. Its like it shouldn't belong or something...

Anyways, It gets shit because its stereotyped for just a bunch of spoiled little fucks, which in reality, is just the middle school kids. Its a great area and ya gotta love Doylestown!
Burn down South, lets get Central Bucks back to the way it was!
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central bucks 

bunch of rich people that dont care about anything but themselves. they all drive brand new cars when they turn 16. also, if you dont have a lot of money, your looked down upon.
you just got a brand new car, thats such a central bucks thing.
central bucks by dtownhater July 29, 2006

Central Bucks West

Central Bucks High School West is the social counterpart to CB East. We may have money but we're too busy spending it all on pot unlike the east kids who blow it on alcohol and hollister shirts. (See pop the collar day) Generally everyone at west is pretty friendly and you can see people dealing at lunch with a smile. We go to town, have parties, and get baked and we love it.
"You go to central bucks west? Yo, you wanna hang out in town later and smoke some weed?"

Central Bucks School District 

A school district filled with stuck up, spoiled brats.

Central Bucks has won various awards, none of which are very important. People pack into the area (hence why there are 3 high schools, 5 middle schools, and 15 elementary schools) just to say "oh, my child goes to central bucks" like anyone aculty cares.

Newer housing developments are abundant in this area, great big houses on a quarter acre lots. You can sit on your deck and feel claustrophobic because all you can see is walls of siding. Lawn mowing takes 15 min tops, not that anyone aculty gets their pampered ass on a mover, they just hire mexicans to do it for them. 85% of people from central bucks live in this type of neighborhood.

Central Bucks has alliances with the other nearby richie schools: North Penn, Council Rock, and Cetennial. Kids from these schools are snobby, but not as bad as CB kids. Their enemies are the districts from upper bucks: Pennridge, Souderton, Quakertown, and Palisades. Kids here are more normal. Although, CB kids think their trashy because according to them "one story houses and driving cars from late 90s / early 2000s" is so ghetto.

CB kids don't know what normal is. To them normal is: Living in a huge house, driving a new car paid for by mommy and daddy, not working, having college completly paid for by mommy and daddy, and relying on mommy and daddy until the day they die. These people are just palin bad people that only care about them selves.
Here are some quites taken from Central Bucks School District students:

"Whats charity?"

"Did you here Maddie is getting some sort of 4 year old convertable for her 16th birthday?! She can't pull up to school in that piece of trash. It's not even a BMW, Mercedes, or Audi. She'll give our school a bad name!"

"Wow, that phone dosn't even have web connection, faggot."

"Nicole had her hair in a bun today, retard. Dosn't she know it has to be straightend every day or you go to pennridge?"

"My car costs 45 grand, so i'm automatically better than you!"

Don't ever move here if you can help it.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026