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cannediversary 

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary
I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.
cannediversary by PJeigh May 12, 2007

David Josef Cennedy 

A Dwarf, an animal with an extremely small wang. Often misinterpreted for Santa’s elfs.
Hey is that David Josef Cennedy I heard he has an extremely small wang.

connedicit 

The way you say "Connecticut", when your from the area and decide to damn the English language for the sake of convenience.
I bought two tickets on metro North heading to Norwalk, "Connedicit"
connedicit by LORD fishbait October 14, 2016
Always want to move on to the next page of your life, its not a negative thing you just want to be doing something different each day, never want be tired down to anyone and if you do then you won't have her for very long. If she doesn't like you, you will know about it. But if she does like you she'll be friendly and funny. She creative and has some amazing ideas but some are not clever! Best come back is ligma... You rather get shit-faced drunk or a sober queen <3
are you with a new lad?
no im not 'cennedy'
cennedy by gaydar101 November 23, 2021
Cennedey is the prettiest girl in the room has the best smile and sense of humor she always knows how to put a smile back on your face she can be a little quiet at times but it’s just when she likes you
cennedey by A random girl88 July 4, 2024