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cannediversary 

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary
I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.
cannediversary by PJeigh May 12, 2007
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canniversary 

A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.
"Next week is my canniversary from Enron!"
canniversary by seoladair February 5, 2009
Word of the Day on February 9, 2009
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canniversary 

The yearly celebration of a person's first time trying or enjoying cannabis in some form. Sometimes celebrated by sharing one's cannabis or paraphernalia with members of their smoking community (reddit.com/trees, for example). Can also be celebrated with cannabis-infused space cake with candles.

Also, just another reason to get together with your stoner friends and get baked. Not to be confused with 4/20, the annual holiday that celebrates pot culture in general.
Miles invites his stoner circle over to his house every year at 4:20 on July 5th to celebrate his canniversary with them. They usually bring him gifts of rolling papers, a dub sack, and next year, they're going to Amsterdam for his canniversary!
canniversary by Milesabove July 6, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026