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cannediversary 

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary
I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.
cannediversary by PJeigh May 12, 2007
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canniversary 

A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.
"Next week is my canniversary from Enron!"
canniversary by seoladair February 5, 2009
Word of the Day on February 9, 2009
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canniversary 

The yearly celebration of a person's first time trying or enjoying cannabis in some form. Sometimes celebrated by sharing one's cannabis or paraphernalia with members of their smoking community (reddit.com/trees, for example). Can also be celebrated with cannabis-infused space cake with candles.

Also, just another reason to get together with your stoner friends and get baked. Not to be confused with 4/20, the annual holiday that celebrates pot culture in general.
Miles invites his stoner circle over to his house every year at 4:20 on July 5th to celebrate his canniversary with them. They usually bring him gifts of rolling papers, a dub sack, and next year, they're going to Amsterdam for his canniversary!
canniversary by Milesabove July 6, 2011
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026