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celesticals by bd12 December 21, 2008
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Celestial Ejaculate
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.
Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010
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Celestial Gladiators
An oceanic competitive event clan on warframe, boasting the dankest memes. Apparently, the warlord is a squid.
Celestial Gladiators by Khuro July 15, 2017
celestial pussy
celestial pussy by Thecdone February 27, 2019
celestial frustration
Similar to sexual frustration, it is that irritable feeling you get when you chase celestial events and can't satisfy or successfully complete your chase. Celestial events include shooting stars, meteor shower, fireballs, comets, Milky Way, moonsetting on the ocean or any horizon.
I'm experiencing celestial frustration that I couldn't see the moon set on the ocean. Or I am celestially frustrated...
celestial frustration by Pshay79 March 4, 2015
Celestial Hump Fuck
Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"
Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."
Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."
Celestial Hump Fuck by Celestial Hump Fuck January 22, 2013
Celestiality
The act or intended act of having sexual relations with heavenly bodies, such as planets, stars, or comets.
As a child, James would often look through his telescope hoping to find a place where he truly belonged, yet it wasn't until college when his desires became clear as he discovered he had feelings for heavenly bodies.
It became apparent to him that he was into Celestiality, whether it be a Black Hole, the tail of a Comet, or just gazing at Uranus in the night sky, James finally knew what it is he wanted.
It became apparent to him that he was into Celestiality, whether it be a Black Hole, the tail of a Comet, or just gazing at Uranus in the night sky, James finally knew what it is he wanted.
Celestiality by Celestial Lover March 4, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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