FOTY

Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?

Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
by barec2 May 23, 2009
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Werkend

The end of the traditional work week wherein the work continues over Saturday and Sunday.
She: dude we gonna hang tonight?
He: no I gotta be up early tomorrow.
She: but it's Friday.
He: I know but I gotta go in to work tomorrow!
She: sucks to be you. My weekend is your werkend!

Bill Lumberg: "Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks." - Office Space
by Barec2 April 27, 2014
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celebuttry

The discovery that a minor celebrity you believe to be meh or fig has, in fact, an amazing bum.
Joe: Hey hon why don't we watch Glee?

Mary: I thought you hated that show?

Joe: I did. But that was before I realized Leah Michelle was a Celebuttry!
by barec2 January 06, 2014
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Armoire Gangsta (AG)

A former hardcore gangsta rapper who now relaxes within the confines of a gated community in a lavishly appointed, multi-million dollar home; enjoying a life that most of his fans can't hope to achieve.

A sell-out who's abandoned fighting "The Man" for fighting with his interior decorator.
Fan 1: Yo man, did you hear Diddy's 'bout to drop a new single?

Fan 2: Nah man I don't listen to that fool since he came out with a line of homegoods. He's gone form OG to AG.

Fan 1: AG?

Fan 2: Yeah he's all livin' the Armoire Gangsta (AG) life.

Fan 1: You jus' hatin'.

Fan 2: Nah man, I'm keepin' it real!
by barec2 November 11, 2011
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Amalga-nation

The inevitable result of a polyglot or 'melting-pot' society. A collection of disparate people/parts united under a common flag.
A diverse and vibrant collection of citizens.
The realization of the U.S. Constitution's framers.
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddles masses yearning to breathe free we'll bring 'em in as part of our amalga-nation.
by barec2 May 01, 2009
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griswolding

The act of touring through various neighborhoods searching for garish, tacky or otherwise 'over-the-top' holiday displays.

A reference to the family name, Griswold, of the characters from the National Lampoon film series; most notably the National Lampoons Holiday Vacation.
We loaded up the minivan with the kids and the camcorder and headed out Griswolding.
by barec2 December 25, 2006
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Boifriend/bifriend

A boyfriend who might just as easily be attracted to your brother or other male friends.

A possibly bi-sexual acquaintance.

A closeted bi-sexual male who usually 'dates' women but sleeps with men.

Alternate pronunciation Bifriend
I had to break up with Jeremy 'Boifriend' kept hitting on my cousin Sean.

I'm not saying Tyreke's on the down low but 'Bifriend' gots some track lighting and mad decorating skillz.

Naw we're not really dating; we just go shopping and out to eat together. He's my Boifriend/bifriend.
by barec2 January 13, 2008
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