by barec2 May 23, 2009
What does that have to do with you forgetting to tell me that my Mom called? That's just Draflection on your part 'cause you screwed up!
by barec2 March 02, 2011
The swirling liquid at the bottom of a trash can or dumpster comprised of the remnants of the moisture from all the items currently or previously in said vessel.
by barec2 March 16, 2009
Woman 1: How was your date?
Woman 2: Horrible, all he did was talk through dinner and the movie about his stupid new iPhone.
Woman 1: Oh' he regadgitated all over you.
Woman 2: Yep, couldn't get him to shut-up. Finally I just tuned him out.
Woman 2: Horrible, all he did was talk through dinner and the movie about his stupid new iPhone.
Woman 1: Oh' he regadgitated all over you.
Woman 2: Yep, couldn't get him to shut-up. Finally I just tuned him out.
by barec2 September 28, 2009
The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
by barec2 December 19, 2011
The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
When multiple text threads between 2 people become confusingly ordered or arranged due to time lag and or subject matter.
Him: Hey'd you get my last text?
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.
by barec2 January 25, 2009