barec2's definitions
by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the DGBTTmug. Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the FOTYmug. When multiple text threads between 2 people become confusingly ordered or arranged due to time lag and or subject matter.
Him: Hey'd you get my last text?
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.
by barec2 January 25, 2009
Get the Cross-textingmug. The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
by barec2 December 23, 2011
Get the Retail Epilepsymug. A boyfriend who might just as easily be attracted to your brother or other male friends.
A possibly bi-sexual acquaintance.
A closeted bi-sexual male who usually 'dates' women but sleeps with men.
Alternate pronunciation Bifriend
A possibly bi-sexual acquaintance.
A closeted bi-sexual male who usually 'dates' women but sleeps with men.
Alternate pronunciation Bifriend
I had to break up with Jeremy 'Boifriend' kept hitting on my cousin Sean.
I'm not saying Tyreke's on the down low but 'Bifriend' gots some track lighting and mad decorating skillz.
Naw we're not really dating; we just go shopping and out to eat together. He's my Boifriend/bifriend.
I'm not saying Tyreke's on the down low but 'Bifriend' gots some track lighting and mad decorating skillz.
Naw we're not really dating; we just go shopping and out to eat together. He's my Boifriend/bifriend.
by barec2 January 13, 2008
Get the Boifriend/bifriendmug. The swirling liquid at the bottom of a trash can or dumpster comprised of the remnants of the moisture from all the items currently or previously in said vessel.
by barec2 March 15, 2009
Get the Dumpster Jusmug. Woman 1: How was your date?
Woman 2: Horrible, all he did was talk through dinner and the movie about his stupid new iPhone.
Woman 1: Oh' he regadgitated all over you.
Woman 2: Yep, couldn't get him to shut-up. Finally I just tuned him out.
Woman 2: Horrible, all he did was talk through dinner and the movie about his stupid new iPhone.
Woman 1: Oh' he regadgitated all over you.
Woman 2: Yep, couldn't get him to shut-up. Finally I just tuned him out.
by barec2 September 27, 2009
Get the Regadgitatemug.