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Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the FOTYmug. The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
by barec2 December 23, 2011
Get the Retail Epilepsymug. by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the DGBTTmug. A collection of feelings or palpable aura a premonition or precognition that your significant other may be up to something or with someone that wont positively affect your relationship.
Girl 1: It's weird I usually get a text from him right before he goes to bed but last night, nothing.
Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!
Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!
by barec2 April 29, 2009
Get the Cheater-Sensesmug. The swirling liquid at the bottom of a trash can or dumpster comprised of the remnants of the moisture from all the items currently or previously in said vessel.
by barec2 March 15, 2009
Get the Dumpster Jusmug. A boyfriend who might just as easily be attracted to your brother or other male friends.
A possibly bi-sexual acquaintance.
A closeted bi-sexual male who usually 'dates' women but sleeps with men.
Alternate pronunciation Bifriend
A possibly bi-sexual acquaintance.
A closeted bi-sexual male who usually 'dates' women but sleeps with men.
Alternate pronunciation Bifriend
I had to break up with Jeremy 'Boifriend' kept hitting on my cousin Sean.
I'm not saying Tyreke's on the down low but 'Bifriend' gots some track lighting and mad decorating skillz.
Naw we're not really dating; we just go shopping and out to eat together. He's my Boifriend/bifriend.
I'm not saying Tyreke's on the down low but 'Bifriend' gots some track lighting and mad decorating skillz.
Naw we're not really dating; we just go shopping and out to eat together. He's my Boifriend/bifriend.
by barec2 January 13, 2008
Get the Boifriend/bifriendmug. A feeling or precognition that as you enter a room someone or several people have been talking smack on you behind your back.
Guy 1: Dude it was totally jacked-up I walk into the conference room for our staff briefing this morning and everyone just quieted down like I wasn't in on the secret. I'm not trying to be paranoid but.....
Guy 2: Oh no, that's messed up. You better get your 'ressie' together 'cause your hater-senses are telling ya something.
Guy 2: Oh no, that's messed up. You better get your 'ressie' together 'cause your hater-senses are telling ya something.
by barec2 April 29, 2009
Get the Hater-Sensesmug.