ceeb

An abbreviation of "CBA", which is an abbreviation for "Cannot be arsed"

Used when you REALLY cannot be bothered to do something.
Katt: Come to the show tonight?

Josh: Ceeb
by Katt on behalf of Josh September 01, 2007
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ceeb

an asian, usually used by loc's from the 604 talking about their neighbours
'yo that ceeb can't drive'
by holla-front is wack March 20, 2004
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ceeb

Any non-integrated east Asian working to perpetuate any one of their collective stereotypes. The term was brought into use while heckling Asians playing basketball at lunch in Van City. Generally very disrespectful.
"You smell worse than that Ceeb eating rotten fish over there"

"Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb" - Usually hollered at your generic Asian pedestrian in a yellow pleather track suit from the window of a moving car. Ideally through a megaphone.

"I'm sick of all these ceebs taking over Vancouver"
by Helllllllllllla CEEEEEEEEEEEBS November 19, 2009
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ceeb

Internet slang, used as noob or cb. CB is the same, City Boy. "Ceeb", came from pronouncing CB. (See-Bee) so it was shortened to ceeb. still a jokingly offensive word, used by many small-town people, rednecks, hicks, or farmers.
haha you're such a ceeb! you don't know what a steed is?!
by kyliei December 21, 2007
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Ceebs

Ceebs is a state of mind, appropriated from the term CBF. Ceebs has less syllables than the abreviation CBF, thus enhancing the lack of enthusiasm.
It is almost impossible to cure and can have devastating side effects such as a reduction in health through the strong power of ceebs.
A: "Hey, wanna come for a walk?"
B: "Nah, ceebs"
A: "K...wanna watch a movie"
B: "I would...but ceebs"
A: "WELL FUCK YOU"
by 1c33bs November 16, 2011
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ceebs

derived from the meaning "cbf" - meaning cant be fucked.
person one: hey wanna go out somewhere?
person two: phft ceebs.
by KASSissuchaparawhore. June 20, 2009
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Ceebs

An illness, often contracted around exam time, test revision, or when assignments are due. Having the ceebs is contagious, and only a very few and select students have immune systems that defend themselves against the ceebs.
Ian: This math assignment on the radius of bubbles is due tomorrow. Why have none of you started?

Student: Because we have the ceebs!

Student 2: I've had the ceebs all week.

Student 3: UGGH CEEEBBS.

Student 4: I'm going to update my facebook status to say 'I CAN'T WORK, BECAUSE I HAVE THE CEEBS.'
by bleugh! November 24, 2010
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