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Said when can't be bothered doing something.

Taken from the common slang:
CBF: Can't Be !@%$@#.
CBB: Can't Be Bothered.
CBA: Can't Be Assed.

Sometimes spelt "ceebs" but is slowly morphing into a word with a "z" at the end.
1: "Wanna meet me at 7/11 in 10 minutes?"
2: "Meh .. Ceebz"
ceebz by bennehTM May 29, 2008
Words you can keep
Taking a chill pill. When you miss someone so much or are focused on something too much, you have to ceebs it
Person 1: hey what’s going on! Are you ok?
Person 2: yea im chilling, just trying to ceebz (when they are clearly not ok)
Ceebz by Charlizabeth June 19, 2022
Related Words
ceebz Ceebzed ceeb ceeber Ceebie Jeebies Chebz Crebz Ceebage ceebai Ceeballs
Meaning "Apple Shape" referring to quality buttocks found on the rear of both female and male human beings.
The word "Ceeb" is originated from the word apple in Iranian. "Shape" is referring to the nice rounded buttock that the person, using the word, is referring to.
The word "Ceebshape" must never be used to 'trick' or 'troll' your mates, as this is deemed inferior and/or life threatening to the victim.
"DAMN man, doesn't your sister have a nice ceebshape?"
"oi!"
"DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN"
Ceebshape by Ceeb_Hunter March 27, 2015

Ceebie Jeebies 

The irrational, uncomfortable fear of punk rockers.
Guy 1: "Dude, are you a fan of The Ramones?"

Guy 2 Shuddering: " Nah, bro. Those guys give me the ceebie jeebies."
Ceebie Jeebies by The Ghief 3 April 20, 2017

Chebzilla 

Woman with 'Monstrously' large breasts.
Ok, I know your wife has some magnificent cheb meat but check out 'Chebzilla' over there. They're SCARY!!!
Chebzilla by Shawdoctor January 31, 2008
A longer version of Ceebs, a word derived from CBA (Can't be assed). Ceebage can be used when someone tells you to do something or you have to do something & you cannot be bothered doing it.
Dad: 'John, we've got to wash the car today'

John: 'Ceebage'
Ceebage by LOLS4U May 13, 2010
Ceebs is a state of mind, appropriated from the term CBF. Ceebs has less syllables than the abreviation CBF, thus enhancing the lack of enthusiasm.
It is almost impossible to cure and can have devastating side effects such as a reduction in health through the strong power of ceebs.
A: "Hey, wanna come for a walk?"
B: "Nah, ceebs"
A: "K...wanna watch a movie"
B: "I would...but ceebs"
A: "WELL FUCK YOU"
Ceebs by 1c33bs November 17, 2011
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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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