cazembe
a jerk that thinks he is good at music, but he actually sucks. he often makes jokes about people but the jokes reflect his self-conscience.
cazembe by Gabby Pico March 20, 2008
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Camembeard
Camembeard by Poon Noob December 29, 2018
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Camembert
Camembert by MeowCat2630 July 10, 2020
Camembert-ly Legal Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Camembert-ly Legal Burger, it comes with camembert cheese!"
Camembert-ly Legal Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Camembert Quartet
A disgustingly hilarious Irish comedy band.
Members:
Clint velour - Guitar, vocals
Bunny Green - Drums, vocals
Vic Ferrari - Bass, vocals
James wand (AKA major james) - keyboards, vocals
Dr. Sleeze - Saxaphone, vocals
No matter what genre of music you like they'll be able to slag it. They have 2 LPs now which can be purchased world wide. "music is war" and "the camembert quartet sell out". Both concept albums.
If you're not irish you may be confused by some of the comedy in the talking tracks. The funny thing is when they're making fun of genres by making up songs in that genre's style, they may be making fun of it but the songs actually sound good.
Members:
Clint velour - Guitar, vocals
Bunny Green - Drums, vocals
Vic Ferrari - Bass, vocals
James wand (AKA major james) - keyboards, vocals
Dr. Sleeze - Saxaphone, vocals
No matter what genre of music you like they'll be able to slag it. They have 2 LPs now which can be purchased world wide. "music is war" and "the camembert quartet sell out". Both concept albums.
If you're not irish you may be confused by some of the comedy in the talking tracks. The funny thing is when they're making fun of genres by making up songs in that genre's style, they may be making fun of it but the songs actually sound good.
Good tracks:
Batturburger (A slag off dance music)
California Dublin 4 (A slag off the Thrills)
Boybands are cunts (a slag off boy bands)
Gimme some o' dat cheese (a slag off funk)
We came to rock (a slag off bands like
ACDC and twisted sister)
Gimme medicine (a slag off metal)
It's all about me (a slag off rap; Eminem, Jay Z, The streets, Busta Rhymes)
Students (a slag off college students)
Serious (a slag off serious indie songs)
Slit your wrists (a slag off radiohead)
There's loads more but they're all the songs i can remember off the top of my head.
Batturburger (A slag off dance music)
California Dublin 4 (A slag off the Thrills)
Boybands are cunts (a slag off boy bands)
Gimme some o' dat cheese (a slag off funk)
We came to rock (a slag off bands like
ACDC and twisted sister)
Gimme medicine (a slag off metal)
It's all about me (a slag off rap; Eminem, Jay Z, The streets, Busta Rhymes)
Students (a slag off college students)
Serious (a slag off serious indie songs)
Slit your wrists (a slag off radiohead)
There's loads more but they're all the songs i can remember off the top of my head.
Camembert Quartet by Wezz December 9, 2004
Calembe
Something that makes you want to fuck the girl you're talking to.It's a movement, or a phrase that a girl makes while talking to you or just by looking at you. You perceive that simple movement as a sign of future sex.
Last night I was taking to Laqueesha and she bited her lips while looking right into my eyes. That was a real calembe.
I experienced a true calembe today when Da'quonde told me she was in need of sex and then looked at me with a dirty smile.
I experienced a true calembe today when Da'quonde told me she was in need of sex and then looked at me with a dirty smile.
Calembe by TheBeatDistributor May 28, 2009
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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