cazembe
a jerk that thinks he is good at music, but he actually sucks. he often makes jokes about people but the jokes reflect his self-conscience.
cazembe by Gabby Pico March 20, 2008
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Camembeard
Camembeard by Poon Noob December 29, 2018
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Camembert
Camembert by MeowCat2630 July 10, 2020
Camembert-ly Legal Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Camembert-ly Legal Burger, it comes with camembert cheese!"
Camembert-ly Legal Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Camembert Quartet
A disgustingly hilarious Irish comedy band.
Members:
Clint velour - Guitar, vocals
Bunny Green - Drums, vocals
Vic Ferrari - Bass, vocals
James wand (AKA major james) - keyboards, vocals
Dr. Sleeze - Saxaphone, vocals
No matter what genre of music you like they'll be able to slag it. They have 2 LPs now which can be purchased world wide. "music is war" and "the camembert quartet sell out". Both concept albums.
If you're not irish you may be confused by some of the comedy in the talking tracks. The funny thing is when they're making fun of genres by making up songs in that genre's style, they may be making fun of it but the songs actually sound good.
Members:
Clint velour - Guitar, vocals
Bunny Green - Drums, vocals
Vic Ferrari - Bass, vocals
James wand (AKA major james) - keyboards, vocals
Dr. Sleeze - Saxaphone, vocals
No matter what genre of music you like they'll be able to slag it. They have 2 LPs now which can be purchased world wide. "music is war" and "the camembert quartet sell out". Both concept albums.
If you're not irish you may be confused by some of the comedy in the talking tracks. The funny thing is when they're making fun of genres by making up songs in that genre's style, they may be making fun of it but the songs actually sound good.
Good tracks:
Batturburger (A slag off dance music)
California Dublin 4 (A slag off the Thrills)
Boybands are cunts (a slag off boy bands)
Gimme some o' dat cheese (a slag off funk)
We came to rock (a slag off bands like
ACDC and twisted sister)
Gimme medicine (a slag off metal)
It's all about me (a slag off rap; Eminem, Jay Z, The streets, Busta Rhymes)
Students (a slag off college students)
Serious (a slag off serious indie songs)
Slit your wrists (a slag off radiohead)
There's loads more but they're all the songs i can remember off the top of my head.
Batturburger (A slag off dance music)
California Dublin 4 (A slag off the Thrills)
Boybands are cunts (a slag off boy bands)
Gimme some o' dat cheese (a slag off funk)
We came to rock (a slag off bands like
ACDC and twisted sister)
Gimme medicine (a slag off metal)
It's all about me (a slag off rap; Eminem, Jay Z, The streets, Busta Rhymes)
Students (a slag off college students)
Serious (a slag off serious indie songs)
Slit your wrists (a slag off radiohead)
There's loads more but they're all the songs i can remember off the top of my head.
Camembert Quartet by Wezz December 9, 2004
Calembe
Something that makes you want to fuck the girl you're talking to.It's a movement, or a phrase that a girl makes while talking to you or just by looking at you. You perceive that simple movement as a sign of future sex.
Last night I was taking to Laqueesha and she bited her lips while looking right into my eyes. That was a real calembe.
I experienced a true calembe today when Da'quonde told me she was in need of sex and then looked at me with a dirty smile.
I experienced a true calembe today when Da'quonde told me she was in need of sex and then looked at me with a dirty smile.
Calembe by TheBeatDistributor May 28, 2009
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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