Cavetard

Evolved from the words Smacktard and Fucktard.

1-Usually an individual with the appareance of a caveman or just an ugly person in general, who acts in a very retarded fashion.
2-A complete fucking idiot.

Yeah, Phil Laporte is such a cavetard.
Look at that cavetard trying to superglue his ass cheeks together.

Cavetard by The Jayness April 20, 2004

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3 - See Philippe Laport

3 - phill

cavetard by Merlin_one May 3, 2004

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Related Words

Cavetard • caretarded • Caveward

Caveward

The word caveman put together with the Twilight character Edward.

A man acing protective of his woman.

I heard Edward hiss at the display of affection. I guess Caveward wasn't dead after all.

Caveward by FashionDesignPixie July 27, 2010

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caretarded

People that know nothing about cars, and are borderline retarded about car knowledge.

Mikey: Emily, you have to change your oil every 5000 miles.

Emily: OMG!!! I have no knowledge of cars
Mikey: yeh, you're caretarded

caretarded by Chris...........------------.. November 28, 2011

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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