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caveian

Tru cave (aka Rodney with the fat ass)chat name

Some people find it nice to be a caveian some dont.
Oh… you must be a caveian. You fucking caveian. That’s some caviean shit right there. Shut up caveian.
by Trucave December 10, 2023
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caveian

Tru cave (aka Rodney with the fat ass)chat name

Some people find it nice to be a caveian some dont.
Oh… you must be a caveian. You fucking caveian. That’s some caviean shit right there. Shut up caveian.
by Trucave December 10, 2023
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caveian

Tru cave (aka Rodney Franksworth the 56ths) chat name.

Some people like being called a caveian and some don’t……
YOU FUCKING CAVEIAN! SHUT UP CAVEIAN! oh, you must be a caveian.
by Trucave December 10, 2023
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Go Caveman

The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.
1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.

2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.

3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
by TheFlashSimiValley April 5, 2016
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so easy a caveman can do it

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.
Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.
by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011
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Cavemaned

Past tense of Caveman - when a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.
I cavemaned my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I cavemaned her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda with a black eye after he cavemaned her over the weekend.
by A guy with a very big cock April 19, 2010
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Caveman Diet

A Caveman Diet consists of basically two food groups - meat and leaves. Many believe this type of diet is optimal for humans since that's what we evolved on for tens of thousands of years. Beyond the ingredients, an important part of the Caveman Diet is the method of food preparation. As a rule, everything that can be eaten raw is eaten raw. Cooking methods such as deep-frying or marinating are bypassed entirely. If the meat must be cooked - it's lightly seared and eaten rare. The eggs are sucked raw and the milk is drunk fresh only. No cheese, no sour-cream, no ice-cream. Hi-Carb foods like breads, grains and pasta are left out almost entirely.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.
I'm starting the Caveman diet for as long as I can

From now on, Im going Caveman with my food.
by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008
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