cavehog Share definition Flag the kinda woman you fuck only after 20 Pearls, or a lot of porks skins & acid. "You didn't hafta big-mac-&-six-pack that cavehog, just give her a ride home" cavehog by mybluemake February 6, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the cavehog mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch