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caulky

Having or tending to caulk, especially with a filler.
You want the wall a little caulky?
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.
ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.
by RCampz November 9, 2009
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Caulyn Gross

The most amazing, sexy, beautiful, awesome, and intelligent male being in the entirety of reality in any plane of existence. He also has the thiccest booty.
I pray to my lord and savior Caulyn Gross every night in hopes he will grace me with his divine and all powerful presence.
by The Dankster #87 September 23, 2019
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caulk

Often confused with the word "cock." Here's to clear up any misconceptions.
Caulk - A gun that spews white stuff.
Cock - A gun that spews white stuff.
by TenInchPlaya October 9, 2006
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Caulk the wagon and float it

To take your time and be cautious when crossing rivers, but also not so cautious that you will only cross a river if there is a ferry present.

Originally a mindset used in the classic computer game The Oregon Trail, but can also be a way of life.
Don't be foolhardy and just try to ford the river. Take your time, be cautious, caulk the wagon and float it.
by Christian Suba December 9, 2008
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silicone caulking

A titty fuck finishing on fake boobs.
Candy doesn't like me playing with her boobs since she got a boob job. But, she always enjoys a good silicone caulking.
by L&AW March 31, 2009
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caulk

A white, viscous liquid adhesive which is waterproof when dry. The most common use is in buildings, to seal spaces (i.e., around windows) that would ordinarily reduce the efficiency of insulation.
Frylock: He - man - what the - you've been eating all my caulk!

Meatwad: Caulk? Nah, this is cheese!

Frylock: No, it's highly toxic industrial adhesive, used to connect electronic circuitry to steel. It's caulk!

Meatwad: And it's good, too!

Frylock: Listen to this, OK? Avoid human contact. May cause dizziness, nausea, and an ability to THINK you can see the future, but you can't!

Meatwad: Well, what does it say about finding oil?

Frylock: Nothing!

Meatwad: Uh oh.
by lucky captain rabbit king July 26, 2006
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