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Have sex and leave a white trail
He caulked that chick
caulked by Mecajun September 27, 2013

Tub-caulker 

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.
Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!
Tub-caulker by Bootbaghandle June 5, 2010

caulkenbal

A fictional country club created by Noyabble and the their server. Originally appeared in the “Normal Guy Discussion” channel on the discord server. Many have said to love this country club.
Normal Guy 1: Hey bro! Let's go golfing.
Normal Guy 2: Sure! Should I bring Sharon and the kids to Caulkenbal?
Normal Guy 1: Sure.
caulkenbal by Darquesse_ August 12, 2022

Caulredent 

The action in which any four legged animal lays down like a rug with all paws sprawled out and on it's belly.
Person A: Did you get a new rug? It looks just like Fido!
Person B: It is Fido, he's just doing a caulredent. He'll be up as soon as he sees you.
Caulredent by Intense One September 26, 2010

Macaulay Caulkening 

when you make the funny :o face he does and it be like
the funny joke made me start Macaulay Caulkening!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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