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caulked
He caulked that chick
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Tub-caulker
Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!
Tub-caulker by Bootbaghandle June 5, 2010
caulkenbal
A fictional country club created by Noyabble and the their server. Originally appeared in the “Normal Guy Discussion” channel on the discord server. Many have said to love this country club.
Normal Guy 1: Hey bro! Let's go golfing.
Normal Guy 2: Sure! Should I bring Sharon and the kids to Caulkenbal?
Normal Guy 1: Sure.
Normal Guy 2: Sure! Should I bring Sharon and the kids to Caulkenbal?
Normal Guy 1: Sure.
caulkenbal by Darquesse_ August 12, 2022
Caulredent
The action in which any four legged animal lays down like a rug with all paws sprawled out and on it's belly.
Person A: Did you get a new rug? It looks just like Fido!
Person B: It is Fido, he's just doing a caulredent. He'll be up as soon as he sees you.
Person B: It is Fido, he's just doing a caulredent. He'll be up as soon as he sees you.
Caulredent by Intense One September 26, 2010
Macaulay Caulkening
Macaulay Caulkening by devin ddez nut November 1, 2021
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