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Getting one's ass filled to the rim with seaman.
The pornstar's pink starfish got caulked.
caulked by slicksal October 19, 2006
Words you can keep
Have sex and leave a white trail
He caulked that chick
caulked by Mecajun September 27, 2013

Tub-caulker 

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.
Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!
Tub-caulker by Bootbaghandle June 5, 2010

caulkenbal

A fictional country club created by Noyabble and the their server. Originally appeared in the “Normal Guy Discussion” channel on the discord server. Many have said to love this country club.
Normal Guy 1: Hey bro! Let's go golfing.
Normal Guy 2: Sure! Should I bring Sharon and the kids to Caulkenbal?
Normal Guy 1: Sure.
caulkenbal by Darquesse_ August 12, 2022

Caulredent 

The action in which any four legged animal lays down like a rug with all paws sprawled out and on it's belly.
Person A: Did you get a new rug? It looks just like Fido!
Person B: It is Fido, he's just doing a caulredent. He'll be up as soon as he sees you.
Caulredent by Intense One September 26, 2010

Macaulay Caulkening 

when you make the funny :o face he does and it be like
the funny joke made me start Macaulay Caulkening!
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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