caught in a genjutsu

When someone or something catches your eye and you envision how your future will be like in a span of 3 seconds.

Imagining what your life would be like if you got your crush or an object like a car, house, etc.

A genjutsu is a ninja move in the anime show “Naruto” where an Uchiha (Itachi) can cast someone in an alternate reality.

My boy Chris saw a baddie so mesmerizing that he was caught in a genjutsu and envisioned how his life will be with her.

My boy Joey got caught in a genjutsu when he saw the new Audi RS3 coming out in the summer, and envisioned himself showing it off.

caught in a genjutsu by GBT3x May 31, 2022

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Caught in a Genjutsu

A type of seizure caused by sitting too close to the TV. Symptoms include hallucinating that you've wound up in Oklahoma.

You must have been caught in a genjutsu from sitting too close to the TV.

Caught in a Genjutsu by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2023

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Caught in a genjustsu

Seeing something or someone so mesmerizing that you planned your whole future in 3 seconds.

My boy Chris saw a baddie so fine, he got caught in a genjustsu and planned his whole life with her.

Caught in a genjustsu by GBT3x May 31, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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