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Catking King of cats
(sam) Did you hear that catking created the universe with a single oh my goodness? (john) i had no idea i heard he could break building with a single stare disappointment
Catking by TheMinerKid v2 June 19, 2023
-A kiss from a cat.
-It's like a butterfly kiss except instead of touching noses and rubbing noses up and down or just touch noses or just rub noses up.
"Give me catkisses!"
Catkiss by Catkiss October 13, 2014
Created by innovatively lazy people, catkins are the result of eating something messy and realizing that you don’t have a napkin nearby, but you do have a cat.
“Dude, I think your cat’s bleeding.”

“That’s not blood, that’s ketchup. And that’s not a cat, that’s a catkin.”
Catkin by ThusSpakeWill January 29, 2009

Catridge 

exacerbates your spirit and gives you murderous thoughts; makes inhumane noises to silence you from speaking; inflicts pain to others; has loud outburst; tends to stop in the middle of sentences
I am being catridged right now and I don't like it.
Catridge by Analyst242 May 20, 2014
The bandwidth needed to stream the necessary cat videos.
My work needs to upgrade their internet connection - we watch so many cat videos that we are running out of catwidth.
catwidth by ShakeZulu July 26, 2017
sexy lady; likes to run in small squares
Cathidy by thunnizzle December 14, 2003