cartjacking 

The act of taking the shopping cart all the way home from the grocery store.

Mike: "Hey Brook, what's with all the shopping carts laying around your neighborhood?"

Brook: "I guess there must be a rash of cartjackings going on."

cartjacking by Mike's September 26, 2005

Colac Carjacking 

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.

Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.

Colac Carjacking by Strahany June 29, 2019

carpetjacking 

Stealing a carpet. Especially applicable to bar-towels a.k.a. bar-carpets.

Alice: Have you seen this Heineken carpet on the bar counter?
Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.

carpetjacking by kimar September 23, 2013

CarpetJacking 

The act of standing in front of a recently-used red carpet backdrop and having someone take your photograph, usually in an effort to appear distinguished or likeable.

Originally posted at johnmayer.com by JOHN MAYER AT 07:59 PM FROM AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS

Scotty and Tony were caught CarpetJacking in Amsterdam.

CarpetJacking by Newport Girl November 6, 2008

Crapjacking 

Describes the practice of jacking yourself off while having a shit.

He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.

Crapjacking by Frank Stringer May 29, 2008

carjacking 

Getting masturbated manually while driving a motor vehicle

Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time

carjacking by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010

carjacking 

The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.

Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!

carjacking by mapatric March 18, 2007