catholistenics

The calisthenics involved in a typical Catholic mass. Movements involve standing to kneeling, kneeling to standing, crossing oneself, and then repeating several hundred more times.

I did a ton of Catholistenics this morning, so I definitely earned extra bacon at brunch.

by sangreazul June 23, 2016

Catholicsthenics

Gynmastic exercises done by Catholics during Mass:
* Sit
* Stand
* Kneel
* Stand
* Genuflect
* Sit
etc.

I have to take a nap after visiting a Catholic church, cuz I'm so worn out from all the Catholicsthenics!

by huntersbounty October 6, 2008

catholisthenics

The physical regime involved in attending catholic services.

I went to Franks wedding today, now I have to take a shower again from all the catholisthenics we had to do during the service.

by Dash8 August 13, 2006