Definitions by sangreazul

Hawkward 

Causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience, as the result of something Chicago White Sox announcer 'Hawk' Harrelson has said.

pitch is thrown well outside the strike zone
Hawk Harrelson comments, "C'MON!!! Now that's a STRIKE right there..."
:::4 seconds of Hawkward broadcast silence follow:::

Hawkward by sangreazul September 22, 2018

Double Diddle 

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

Double Diddle by sangreazul July 21, 2016

catholistenics 

The calisthenics involved in a typical Catholic mass. Movements involve standing to kneeling, kneeling to standing, crossing oneself, and then repeating several hundred more times.

I did a ton of Catholistenics this morning, so I definitely earned extra bacon at brunch.

catholistenics by sangreazul June 23, 2016

life marathon 

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.

Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.

life marathon by sangreazul December 21, 2010

Lovehorny 

Being constantly attracted to people in romantic rather than sexual ways.

Krista is so lovehorny. She was in love with Derrek two weeks ago, Ryan on Tuesday, and today she can't stop thinking about Mike.

Lovehorny by sangreazul April 21, 2010