cat pan

An oversized woman the manages at a fast food and loves her cats. She has at least 80 cats and wreaks of cat litter. She also has oversized parachute pants with a very elastic waist band that she loves to stretch in front of her employees. Exposing her F.U.P.A without any cares.

She is such a cat pan! All she does is eat and talk to her shanal bead all night. Plus, she smells like a bunch of cats shit on her while she slept.

by McBigBooty January 27, 2020

Cat Pandering

Using cats or kittens in a YouTube video to get additional views. This strategy first became known in the movie "Funny People."

Mark: How did this get over 700,000 views!?
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.

by montypark October 10, 2009

cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.

"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"

by scodder May 9, 2010

Cat Pants

A mild mannered sexy preschool teacher by day, and a super sexy super hero. . .any time you want. She usually answers to her spanish name El Gato Pantalones. She is the most beautiful girl known to planet earth, she hails from the plant amayzula. Her only weekness is Brandini. Many villans have tried to tempt her, but not have succeeded in their conquest except for scare crow who holds the mythical substance know as Brandini. No one has lived to tell about this miraculous substance. However, scare crow has used Brandini to capture and tame El Gato Pantalones. They now fight crime together, making the best duo the world has ever seen

Hey look up there, its a bird, its a train.
No, it's Cat Pants

by riccroccman1 February 28, 2009

Cat's pants

Of no use to anyone. Cats, after all, do not wear pants.

"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"No, it was cat's pants!"

by Mousetower July 25, 2006

cat in ya pants

to have a cat in ones pants

Rosalie: my dads cat which isn't actually his cat is having kittens
Emma: can you imagine if we put one down Josh's pants? CAT IN YA PANTS!!

by wierdlass February 12, 2008

Pants Cat

Pants Cat (Pellentesque Felis) is a common warm blooded species found throughout several parts of the world. While there are still many wild, untamed breeds of this species, the most common is the Domestic Hairless Pants Cat. This breed typically thrives in dark environments that are rich in alcohol and that are also shared with its prey, the wild Trouser Snake (Trouser Coluber). While requiring some skill, the Pants Cat can be tamed. The Domestic Pants Cat requires pets, kisses, free drinks and its prime feeding time is after last call. The opposite rules of Gremlins apply: Always keep it wet and always feed it after midnight.

"Hope that Pants Cat is a Sphynx and not a Himalayan."

by smAsho March 9, 2014