She's the most caring and loyal person you'll ever meet in your entire life, she is honestly a one of a kind. Don't ever lie to her or hurt her because when she gets emotionally attached to something, she'll start overthinking, and trust me you don't want that. She is beautiful, cute and clever. If you ever need someone to be there for you and listen to your problems, she got you, if you have a bad day or your feeling kinda gloomy, she got you. She never fails putting a smile on your face. She will always brighten up you day. If you ever came across a Cassandra, you need to cherish her and never let her go because trust me, she is fucking amazing.

boy: How is Cassandra so perfect?
girl: Cause she's one of a kind.

Cassandra by HEHHHHHHWHOAMI March 13, 2019

Caspanelloism

The religion founded by cult leader Anthony Caspanello.

The cultists left to go to their Caspanelloism meeting.

Caspanelloism by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

Cassandra

Cassandra is a natural brown haired person who is very beautiful, very kind, funny, has a beautiful smile, and a very cute laugh. Someone who is perfect In many ways, and she is extremely cute. She is someone that cares about you as much as you care about them. They can seem very shy at first but they open up little by little as you get to know them. They tend to be into art and music. If you meet a Cassandra you better not let them go, trust me. They are the best thing that will ever happen to you
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(Boy) is that Cassandra? They are so quiet
(Girl) I know but they are so wonderful once you know them like I do

Cassandra by FlOwerchIld2046 July 21, 2018

Cassandra

Cassandra is known for always telling the truth. Also known as a Greek princess. Modern day Cassandra's physically are extremely attractive with long hair, great bodies, the best personalities and to top it off an amazing rack. Every Cassandra you meet is a blessing in your life, Don't ever take her for granted because you will regret it, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. Cassandra's are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet but if you piss them off they WILL ..um how do you say this.. JACK YOU UP. These girls are true to there word and as real as it gets. Nobody is perfect but Cassandra's are as close as it gets to perfection.

Boy 1: Did you see Cassandra walk by?
Boy 2: Of course how could I miss seeing such a beautiful girl.

Boy: Wow you're perfect...
Girl: Well I am a Cassandra.

Cassandra by Someoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 30, 2013

dirty cassandra

The woman of your dreams, or a serial killer it's impossible to know.

I always dream of Dirty Cassandra.

dirty cassandra by Heyyouthereiseeyouoverthere123 April 20, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026