Skip to main content

caspen

When I grow up I want to have a caspen
by Wizard01 November 12, 2017
mugGet the caspen mug.

Casper Rose Mazzola

Ex guitar player and one of the original members of the neopunk band The Distillers, that formed in the late 90s, pressed 3 albums throughout the 2000s, and had signed on to the HellCat record label.

They went on an international tour with other various punk revivalist bands on that label for the annual Vans Warped tour, with the likes of: Rancid, F Minus, Tiger Army, and The Dropkick Murphys.

Rose sang backup for The Distillers at live events, and played backup rhythm guitar. She has been thought to have been sort of like the "Sid Vicious" of Hellcat Records, in the sense that she was notoriously promiscuous, young, and strung out on drugs, which added to the whole heroin chíc allure, that their lead singer/songwriter/frontwoman Brody Armstrong was apparently trying to emulate. Like Sid She had very little to do with the actual creation and recording

Her hometown neighborhood sat directly parallel to it's affluent suburban neighboring city Grosse Pointe, which shared the same bourgeois architectural aesthetics: Large Victorian homes, and brick bungalows, that somehow sat annexed, and adjunct to the spoils of the ghetto.

The song entitled "Hate Me" a track off their second album Sing Sing Death House was written primarily by Rose, but the chorus was not.
"Casper Rose Mazzola is so incredibly sexy!"
by A.Sveltina February 2, 2021
mugGet the Casper Rose Mazzola mug.

Choking Casper

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015
mugGet the Choking Casper mug.

Caspanelloism

The religion founded by cult leader Anthony Caspanello.
The cultists left to go to their Caspanelloism meeting.
by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015
mugGet the Caspanelloism mug.

Don Carpenter

is the infamous god who distributed justice throughout Dale County High School. When he raised his five fingers most listened, but when you didn't know how to count or tuck in your shirt, you were doomed to the Gates of Hell.
*Don Carpenter eats microphone* "Mrs. Deaton's Class line up please!"
by InsideJokesOnly December 21, 2018
mugGet the Don Carpenter mug.

John Carpenter

The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.
John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.
by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005
mugGet the John Carpenter mug.

Sabrina Carpenter

A bomb ass, gorgeous, blue-eyed, blonde haired BEAUTY!! she can sing, act, dance, draw ...honestly anything you can think of. Bitch is perfect. Her voice is flawless, like have you heard her sing? If the answer is no then I suggest you do NOW! Some people refer to her as “that girl on girl meets world” or “just another Disney singer wannabe” but just fyi sweetie, she was singing first. And to that first definition, if she starts to cuss in songs then so what? Girly is 18 right now (born on is May 11, 1999) so she’s growing up ya know? So yeah, she’s perfect and just wow. She likes chocolate, cake, the color yellow. She has 3 sisters- Cayla, Shannon, and Sarah. Cayla being her only half sister (NOT STEP). She has two beautifully married parents named Elizabeth and David that we thank so much for ya know... making her and stuff. Anyways, I could go on forever but just check her out!!
Normal person: oh hey that’s Sabrina Carpenter she’s so pretty.

Stan: JAJXHK SABRINA! SHE CAN KICK ME IN THE FACE AND I WOULD THANK HER FOREVER
by sabrinaismyqueen December 17, 2017
mugGet the Sabrina Carpenter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email