Skip to main content

Barwinism

Barwinism is a set of concepts that relates procreation with the idea that the human standard, as it relates to choosing a mate, is directly proportionate to the number of drinks that species consumes.

Barwanism dictates that the drunkest will lower their expectations and have sex in an ally, gutter, field, bathroom stall, back of a pickup, on a rooftop, on your moms bed with your mom sleeping next to you, etc. with no, or little, concern for the consequences. Thus producing a catalyst that will bear fruit nine months post orgasm.
"All three of my kids were a direct result of barwinism."
by DDDALLAS November 23, 2011
mugGet the Barwinism mug.

Arec Barwin

A mispronunciation of "Alec Baldwin" by Kim Jong Il's character in "Team America: World Police."
When you see Arec Barwin, you see the true ugriness of human nature.
by SexDrugsRockRoll March 19, 2010
mugGet the Arec Barwin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email