Cartwright

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One whose ancestors made carts for a living. Cannot remember shit when half asleep. But if you need someone to listen to 45 minutes or more,over the phone, without speaking, find one of these.
Also a music prescriber.

"Wait I did that? I must of had a Cartwright moment."

I can't fall asleep. I'll call a Cartwright.

I need some music to listen to. I'm gonna Cartwright it up.

Cartwright by lovenlivemusic2 April 22, 2011

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cartwright twins

The Canadian baseball team that railed Dean Winchester.

Cas: „What did you do with the Cartwright twins?“
Dean: :o

cartwright twins by chooo22 February 19, 2021

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Cartwright Move

Cartwright Move

(Pronounced: Kart-Right Moo-Va)

Sentence

Describes A Cretinous Act of Immaturity and Arrogance while at the same time being the poster child for what they’re complaining about

“yeah this fuckhead I know had rear bags in his car and when he got bullied he got rid of them and acted like he never had them and then proceeded to talk mad shit on all bags”

“What a fucken Cartwright move”

Cartwright Move by mainmin November 30, 2021

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Cartwright syndrome

A certain person who causes everyone he/she fells in love with to die, is suffering from Cartwright syndrome. The term originates from the popular show Bonanza, which was about the life of the Cartwright family. Every time the character "Pa" (dad) from the show fell in love with someone, it meant that the person will die in that episode.

"-Man that girl suffers from a Cartwright syndrome. So far, every men who fell in love with her died pretty soon."

Cartwright syndrome by Chronus March 5, 2008

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Gale Cartwright

An elderly man who tries to screw young women 29 and younger. Usally having to settle for porn to jack off to because no woman will ever really want him. He broadcast on vaughnlive and will mod anyone just to get them to stay for his show.

"Gale Cartwright? Didn't he die? Oh well."

Gale Cartwright by OGTroll June 9, 2013

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Jay Cartwright

Andy: I’ve shagged so many birds this week, must be about 25 of then

Tyler: oh fuck off you Jay Cartwight

When someone chats so much shit, they’re called a jay Cartwright

Jay Cartwright by Chat shit November 4, 2018

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dan cartwright

a fat ginger virgin with no friends

Yo dan cartwright, you're a fat ginger virgin with no friends

dan cartwright by fat ass dan June 3, 2019

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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