Cartwright

One whose ancestors made carts for a living. Cannot remember shit when half asleep. But if you need someone to listen to 45 minutes or more,over the phone, without speaking, find one of these.
Also a music prescriber.

"Wait I did that? I must of had a Cartwright moment."

I can't fall asleep. I'll call a Cartwright.

I need some music to listen to. I'm gonna Cartwright it up.

by lovenlivemusic2 April 22, 2011

cartwright twins

The Canadian baseball team that railed Dean Winchester.

Cas: „What did you do with the Cartwright twins?“
Dean: :o

by chooo22 February 19, 2021

Cartwright Move

Cartwright Move

(Pronounced: Kart-Right Moo-Va)

Sentence

Describes A Cretinous Act of Immaturity and Arrogance while at the same time being the poster child for what they’re complaining about

“yeah this fuckhead I know had rear bags in his car and when he got bullied he got rid of them and acted like he never had them and then proceeded to talk mad shit on all bags”

“What a fucken Cartwright move”

by mainmin November 30, 2021

Cartwright syndrome

A certain person who causes everyone he/she fells in love with to die, is suffering from Cartwright syndrome. The term originates from the popular show Bonanza, which was about the life of the Cartwright family. Every time the character "Pa" (dad) from the show fell in love with someone, it meant that the person will die in that episode.

"-Man that girl suffers from a Cartwright syndrome. So far, every men who fell in love with her died pretty soon."

by Chronus March 5, 2008

Gale Cartwright

An elderly man who tries to screw young women 29 and younger. Usally having to settle for porn to jack off to because no woman will ever really want him. He broadcast on vaughnlive and will mod anyone just to get them to stay for his show.

"Gale Cartwright? Didn't he die? Oh well."

by OGTroll June 9, 2013

Jay Cartwright

Andy: I’ve shagged so many birds this week, must be about 25 of then

Tyler: oh fuck off you Jay Cartwight

When someone chats so much shit, they’re called a jay Cartwright

by Chat shit November 4, 2018

dan cartwright

a fat ginger virgin with no friends

Yo dan cartwright, you're a fat ginger virgin with no friends

by fat ass dan June 3, 2019