Car-centric urban planning that has led to stroads, strip malls, ugly america, and cultural disintegration. All because the idea of taking a light rail to work fills them with panic and heart palpitations.
This NIMBY carbrain wants to choke younger generations with crippling debt rather than take a light rail to work.
catbrainrot
(adjective)
1. A state of mental numbness caused by the overconsumption of mindless digital content, often associated with addictive trends like TikTok cat videos or overstimulating viral clips. It’s that feeling when you’ve been scrolling for hours and realize your brain feels fried.
2. A satirical term used by GenZ and GenAlpha highlighting the societal decay caused by our obsession with digital media. It reflects how overstimulation, technology, and individualism are eroding collective ideals, leaving people disconnected from reality and addicted to fleeting, superficial entertainment furthering society’s rot.
A boomer living in suburbia who incapable of thinking of getting around without his or her car and is deathly afraid of public transit, biking, walking, or other viable alternatives to driving. Complains about speed and safety of public transit all the time, and opposes all "communist" transit projects, even if it speeds up traffic. May also be a NIMBY, but not necessarily.
Person 1: The Metro is filled with druggies and homeless people. In my car, I'm in my safe bubble where I am 100% safe and no one can harm me!
Person 2: You are SUCH a fucking carbrain!
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.